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2025

Back to remote. Our fifteenth game overall. How? Why?

Players

  • Catherine
  • Charlie
  • Cross
  • Devon
  • F
  • John
  • Jordan
  • Karen
  • Nathan
  • Neil
  • Nelson
  • Ryan
  • Sam
  • Sean

Gifts

From To Gift
F Devon an acrylic portrait of F
Sean Nelson Phish themed childrens books: P is for Phan, Counting with Phans
Sam Catherine butt-plug-shaped meat tenderizer (custom raw meat packaging)
Catherine Sam single ticket, mid-row, in between strangers to a Joy Formidable concert (Sam's favorite band). In Chicago, in February. Sam lives in Tampa.
Nathan Sean beloved wife trophy, found in the trash and customized for Sean
Ryan Nathan potato clock (late); Potato Penance song
John Neil Veggie Tales - 4 great bible stories dvd, buried in a box of coal
Neil Ryan Never Forgetti pasta-9/11 t-shirt; inflatable pink Left Shark costume
Cross John a photo possessed by a malevolent spirit; a small rocking horse possessed by a benevolent horse ghost
Jordan F paramount gift set
Nelson Charlie baseball signed by Brandon Lowe (Charlie's most hated baseball player)
Devon Jordan lamp shaped like a man; the on/off switch is his penis
Charlie Karen 25lbs of great ape food
Karen Cross live spider; dead wasps; despicable me toy; possum flavored candy canes; wax lips
Shitty Secret Santa. 2010 - present. Site made by a human.