| Year | To | Gift |
|---|---|---|
| 2018 | Charlie | A painting made with his penis |
| 2019 | Skyler | Losing lottery tickets |
| 2020 | Catherine | Sexy Freiza calendar |
| 2021 | Sean | Onesie |
| 2022 | John | Fuckable Zombie Head |
| 2023 | Cross | Clearly Tampered-with Ferrero Rocher (they're all brussel sprouts) |
| 2024 | Neil | cat puppet made entirely out of dog hair |
| 2025 | Nathan | potato clock (late); Potato Penance song |
| Year | From | Gift |
|---|---|---|
| 2018 | Sean | A signed photo of Snow, the female wrestler |
| 2019 | Sam | His own doorknob, encased in acrylic |
| 2020 | Nelson | Drove to Florida and delivered 3 long boxes of disordered comics |
| 2021 | John | Rocky V + Presentation |
| 2022 | Jordan | Dick Danger Book of absolute genital horror |
| 2023 | Sean | Dapper Dad Kit, Video, Outfit |
| 2024 | Rachel | digital photo frame filled with clips of horriffic sports injuries |
| 2025 | Neil | Never Forgetti pasta-9/11 t-shirt; inflatable pink Left Shark costume |