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Ryan

Status: Active

Years Participated

  • 2018
  • 2019
  • 2020
  • 2021
  • 2022
  • 2023
  • 2024
  • 2025

Gifts Given

Year To Gift
2018 Charlie A painting made with his penis
2019 Skyler Losing lottery tickets
2020 Catherine Sexy Freiza calendar
2021 Sean Onesie
2022 John Fuckable Zombie Head
2023 Cross Clearly Tampered-with Ferrero Rocher (they're all brussel sprouts)
2024 Neil cat puppet made entirely out of dog hair
2025 Nathan potato clock (late); Potato Penance song

Gifts Received

Year From Gift
2018 Sean A signed photo of Snow, the female wrestler
2019 Sam His own doorknob, encased in acrylic
2020 Nelson Drove to Florida and delivered 3 long boxes of disordered comics
2021 John Rocky V + Presentation
2022 Jordan Dick Danger Book of absolute genital horror
2023 Sean Dapper Dad Kit, Video, Outfit
2024 Rachel digital photo frame filled with clips of horriffic sports injuries
2025 Neil Never Forgetti pasta-9/11 t-shirt; inflatable pink Left Shark costume
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