Nelson

Year	To	Gift
2010	Sam	Rock, Fresca, old pickles
2013	Devon	book he got from a homeless guy
2014	Cross	Bagels-a-month subscription, sent to Nelson's apartment
2015	Neil	Book found in on NYC stoop, full of dick drawings
2016	Cross	Nothing
2017	Nathan	the book, chained forever
2018	Jordan	An enormous box, containing a unicorn beanie baby that has I hate you Ron written on it
2019	Sam	Diamond to sapphire sign
2020	Ryan	Drove to Florida and delivered 3 long boxes of disordered comics
2021	Karen	Tadpole Terrarium
2022	Sean	Handmade wooden 'Failur' sign
2023	Rachel	Custom Spider Calendar
2024	John	Grave dirt
2025	Charlie	baseball signed by Brandon Lowe (Charlie's most hated baseball player)

Year	From	Gift
2010	Neil	Greasy truck nuts
2013	Ezra	Ping pong chalice
2014	Ezra	Dildo made of play-doh; the book
2015	Skyler	Nose ring; golden girls koozie
2016	Devon	Trump donation in Nelson's name
2017	Sam	crisis-to-vietnamese guide and training wheels
2018	John	A Phish Binder, contianing a Vice article calling Phish fans pieces of shit
2019	F	Doors of Stone (fake)
2020	Devon	shaving kit
2021	Skyler	Nothing
2022	Karen	Mr Worldwide (Pitbull) Flag, Saturn Devouring His Son painting, A House is not a home without a rat sign
2023	Nathan	Hot-reveal mug of Barry Wood (that dude with a huge dong)
2024	Charlie	The painting, retired, with pieces of The Trop's roof attached
2025	Sean	Phish themed childrens books: P is for Phan, Counting with Phans