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John

Status: Active

Years Participated

  • 2018
  • 2019
  • 2020
  • 2021
  • 2022
  • 2023
  • 2024
  • 2025

Gifts Given

Year To Gift
2018 Nelson A Phish Binder, contianing a Vice article calling Phish fans pieces of shit
2019 Charlie Fyre Festival tickets and a Kavanaugh joke
2020 F third-gen ball painting
2021 Ryan Rocky V + Presentation
2022 Karen The Book of Karen, Green River Killer mug
2023 Nathan Banana Phone, Encased in Tootsie Rolls
2024 Sean membership to Tampa Bay Parrotheads Club; 5 o'clock somewhere shirt
2025 Neil Veggie Tales - 4 great bible stories dvd, buried in a box of coal

Gifts Received

Year From Gift
2018 Jordan A homemade operation kit - A defaced Mickey Mouse doll, containing a balloon full of sriracha and a dbz blind box (sewn inside it)
2019 Charlie Dick painting, continued
2020 Sean Face bank
2021 Sam Keyboard that can only type Born to Fish, Forced to Work
2022 Ryan Fuckable Zombie Head
2023 F Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum Shirt; spam assortment
2024 Nelson Grave dirt
2025 Cross a photo possessed by a malevolent spirit; a small rocking horse possessed by a benevolent horse ghost
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