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Charlie

Status: Active

Years Participated

  • 2018
  • 2019
  • 2020
  • 2021
  • 2022
  • 2023
  • 2024
  • 2025

Gifts Given

Year To Gift
2018 Sean Entry ticket to the icelandic penis museum, and a raccoon penis bone necklace
2019 John Dick painting, continued
2020 Devon His own urn
2021 Cross SHREK SEX STUFF
2022 Nathan Thanos Singlet
2023 Jordan Alice in Wonderland kit/reminder of that time they saw a woman die
2024 Nelson The painting, retired, with pieces of The Trop's roof attached
2025 Karen 25lbs of great ape food

Gifts Received

Year From Gift
2018 Ryan A painting made with his penis
2019 John Fyre Festival tickets and a Kavanaugh joke
2020 Cross Sexy werewolf body pillow
2021 Jordan Plant Urinal Box, then a plastic squeeky pig that says Mahalo on it
2022 Catherine Two incredible images of tigers, on giant pieces of wood
2023 Neil World's #1 Sluttiest Dad Shirt + The painting, with blacklights added
2024 Sam Engraved glass invitation to Sam's 2020 wedding
2025 Nelson baseball signed by Brandon Lowe (Charlie's most hated baseball player)
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