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Status: Active

Years Participated

  • 2014
  • 2015
  • 2016
  • 2017
  • 2020
  • 2021
  • 2022
  • 2023
  • 2024
  • 2025

Gifts Given

Year To Gift
2014 Sean Kanye Sutra
2015 George Baseball cards
2016 Sean Candle
2017 Skyler a very incorrect hamster calendar
2020 Charlie Sexy werewolf body pillow
2021 Jordan Elvira Salt and Pepper
2022 Devon Guess Who Feet Edition
2023 Sam Poodle mask and Squirrel puppet
2024 F vagina mask
2025 John a photo possessed by a malevolent spirit; a small rocking horse possessed by a benevolent horse ghost

Gifts Received

Year From Gift
2014 Nelson Bagels-a-month subscription, sent to Nelson's apartment
2015 Sam MTG - binder full (180 copies) of 'Complete Disregard' card
2016 Nelson Nothing
2017 F 100 lbs of sugar poop
2020 Nathan Drew Carey water
2021 Charlie SHREK SEX STUFF
2022 Skyler Nothing
2023 Ryan Clearly Tampered-with Ferrero Rocher (they're all brussel sprouts)
2024 Devon Bird house with a cat butthole and Free Luigi painted on it
2025 Karen live spider; dead wasps; despicable me toy; possum flavored candy canes; wax lips
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