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Jordan

Status: Active

Years Participated

  • 2018
  • 2019
  • 2020
  • 2021
  • 2022
  • 2023
  • 2024
  • 2025

Gifts Given

Year To Gift
2018 John A homemade operation kit - A defaced Mickey Mouse doll, containing a balloon full of sriracha and a dbz blind box (sewn inside it)
2019 Neil Dog sex kit
2020 Skyler Schrodinger's tuna fish can and a stuffed cat
2021 Charlie Plant Urinal Box, then a plastic squeeky pig that says Mahalo on it
2022 Ryan Dick Danger Book of absolute genital horror
2023 Catherine Nicholas Cage Space Banana Throw
2024 Nathan I <3 Sucking Dick with My Butthole flag
2025 F paramount gift set

Gifts Received

Year From Gift
2018 Nelson An enormous box, containing a unicorn beanie baby that has I hate you Ron written on it
2019 Skyler Bad art and a cunt straw
2020 Catherine Jesus book
2021 Cross Elvira Salt and Pepper
2022 Neil Regifted Neil Doll Box (complete with Hair Name), Live Laugh Limp Bizkit sign
2023 Charlie Alice in Wonderland kit/reminder of that time they saw a woman die
2024 Nathan oh fuck everything is on fire, what did you do poster
2025 Devon lamp shaped like a man; the on/off switch is his penis
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