F

Year	To	Gift
2010	Sean	FFRRPG (the book)
2011	Sweeney	Moon Shoes
2013	Sean	a single wooden shim
2014	Sweeney	Nothing
2015	Sweeney	Business Cards
2016	Neil	Halflife 3 (fake), full of dead wasps
2017	Cross	100 lbs of sugar poop
2018	Nathan	year subscription to Horse Illustrated
2019	Nelson	Doors of Stone (fake)
2020	Neil	glitterbomb
2021	Sam	Painting
2022	Skyler	Daily Affirmations video
2023	John	Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum Shirt; spam assortment
2024	Sam	Hispanic Merit Award for saying 'Portillos' the latin way
2025	Devon	an acrylic portrait of F

Year	From	Gift
2010	Sam	The word 'twat' spelled out glued-together in kinex
2011	Sweeney	Breakup kit
2013	Sean	Horrible cologne collection
2014	Skyler	Nothing
2015	Devon	Barbie, chopped into parts
2016	Ezra	Wizard bobble-head
2017	Nathan	Scorpio Jacket, with pockets full of sugar
2018	Neil	.22 bullet
2019	Sean	Streamer starting kit
2020	John	third-gen ball painting
2021	Catherine	Hair Hornet
2022	Nathan	The book, thrown from a moving car
2023	Rachel	A star named Paramount
2024	Cross	vagina mask
2025	Jordan	paramount gift set