About Shitty Secret Santa

I dunno man, seems pretty straightforward to me.

What is Shitty Secret Santa?

Is that a real question? It's all there in the name. Imagine secret santa, but the gifts are mentally and emotionally damaging.

Why are there so few images?

Look, some things are better left to the imagination. Do you really want to see Sam in a banana hammock, or Nathan in a singlet?

Who is Secreto Santar?

Some say he's Santa's evil twin brother. Many antideluvian religions worship him as a fell god. We know this much: he always types in all caps, because he is very old.

This site hurts to look at!

Yes, good.

I have more questions, can I contact you?

Absolutely not.