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2024

An attempt at an in-person exchange, back at Tampa Karaoke VIP (love that place). A bit of a mess, but some incredible gifts. Final year of The Painting, for now.

Players

  • Catherine
  • Charlie
  • Cross
  • Devon
  • F
  • John
  • Jordan
  • Nathan
  • Neil
  • Nelson
  • Rachel
  • Ryan
  • Sam
  • Sean

Gifts

From To Gift
F Sam Hispanic Merit Award for saying 'Portillos' the latin way
Sean Devon Pocket pussy and vintage playboys
Sam Charlie Engraved glass invitation to Sam's 2020 wedding
Catherine Rachel her entire Magic: The Gathering collection
Nathan Jordan oh fuck everything is on fire, what did you do poster
Ryan Neil cat puppet made entirely out of dog hair
John Sean membership to Tampa Bay Parrotheads Club; 5 o'clock somewhere shirt
Neil Catherine Handmaids Tale costume; penis-shaped charcuterie board
Cross F vagina mask
Jordan Nathan I <3 Sucking Dick with My Butthole flag
Nelson John Grave dirt
Devon Cross Bird house with a cat butthole and Free Luigi painted on it
Charlie Nelson The painting, retired, with pieces of The Trop's roof attached
Rachel Ryan digital photo frame filled with clips of horriffic sports injuries
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