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2023

Fully remote. Pretty steady group at this point, lots of great gifts. The year of the first Secreto Movie.

Players

  • Catherine
  • Charlie
  • Cross
  • Devon
  • F
  • John
  • Jordan
  • Karen
  • Nathan
  • Neil
  • Nelson
  • Rachel
  • Ryan
  • Sam
  • Sean

Gifts

From To Gift
F John Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum Shirt; spam assortment
Sean Ryan Dapper Dad Kit, Video, Outfit
Sam Karen Vajazzle kit with Gorilla Glue; ahegao shirt; shaved his head
Catherine Sean I'd rather be cummin' than strokin' shirt; Cummins hat; Die-cast truck; Cummins decal
Nathan Nelson Hot-reveal mug of Barry Wood (that dude with a huge dong)
Ryan Cross Clearly Tampered-with Ferrero Rocher (they're all brussel sprouts)
John Nathan Banana Phone, Encased in Tootsie Rolls
Neil Charlie World's #1 Sluttiest Dad Shirt + The painting, with blacklights added
Cross Sam Poodle mask and Squirrel puppet
Jordan Catherine Nicholas Cage Space Banana Throw
Nelson Rachel Custom Spider Calendar
Devon Neil NPC Girl raspberry pi
Charlie Jordan Alice in Wonderland kit/reminder of that time they saw a woman die
Karen Devon F Photo Blanket
Rachel F A star named Paramount
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