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2018

Our biggest expansion year. New blood really reinvigorated things, as anyone who has drank new blood can attest.

Players

  • Charlie
  • F
  • John
  • Jordan
  • Nathan
  • Neil
  • Nelson
  • Ryan
  • Sam
  • Sean
  • Skyler

Gifts

From To Gift
F Nathan year subscription to Horse Illustrated
Sean Ryan A signed photo of Snow, the female wrestler
Nelson Jordan An enormous box, containing a unicorn beanie baby that has I hate you Ron written on it
Neil F .22 bullet
Skyler Sam Banana hammock, smeared with tingly goop
Charlie Sean Entry ticket to the icelandic penis museum, and a raccoon penis bone necklace
Jordan John A homemade operation kit - A defaced Mickey Mouse doll, containing a balloon full of sriracha and a dbz blind box (sewn inside it)
Nathan Neil The Book, with Chingo Bling attached and a Suck it, Neil bobblehead
Sam Skyler A handmade painting (A Janksy original)
Ryan Charlie A painting made with his penis
John Nelson A Phish Binder, contianing a Vice article calling Phish fans pieces of shit
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