| Year | To | Gift |
|---|---|---|
| 2010 | Neil | Needles |
| 2014 | F | Nothing |
| 2015 | Nelson | Nose ring; golden girls koozie |
| 2016 | Devon | Anal bleach |
| 2017 | Sean | a pair of horrific beats headphones |
| 2018 | Sam | Banana hammock, smeared with tingly goop |
| 2019 | Jordan | Bad art and a cunt straw |
| 2020 | Sean | Nelson's old vietnam gift |
| 2021 | Nelson | Nothing |
| 2022 | Cross | Nothing |
| Year | From | Gift |
|---|---|---|
| 2010 | Sean | Misc 8 tracks |
| 2014 | Sam | Nothing |
| 2015 | Neil | Fake Weed; plastic calabash |
| 2016 | Sean | Florida Kit |
| 2017 | Cross | a very incorrect hamster calendar |
| 2018 | Sam | A handmade painting (A Janksy original) |
| 2019 | Ryan | Losing lottery tickets |
| 2020 | Jordan | Schrodinger's tuna fish can and a stuffed cat |
| 2021 | Nathan | Live Laugh Love sign |
| 2022 | F | Daily Affirmations video |